1. I'm busy doing other things I'm enjoying more than collecting cards right now.
2. Panini: Please stop wasting paper and killing trees with your unlicensed baseball crap.
3. Topps: Please stop resting on your laurels and make some original designs for your cards.
4. Topps: Please use a little more common sense.
5. Orioles: Please stop being cheap or you're going to end up in last place in the division this year.
6. Maybe I'll be back one day to bore you all more with my lame writing.